If there’s one thing I hate about this miserable planet, it’s how unfathomably stupid the average person is. It’s horrifying to look at our species objectively and not be completely disgusted. But despite all that, I manage to tolerate humanity just enough to do things. I mean, look at crocs for example. What the literal fuck? Anyway this category will play host to my various rantings on the following subjects:

• bad drivers
• leaf blowers
• morons
• dumbshits
• politics
• social justice warriors, feminists, vegetarians, and political-correctness
• poorly packaged parcels (the three P’s of retardation)